this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
Baaaaaaack the fuck up here. who the fuck doesn’t understand the concept of buffalo chicken dip? even if you’ve never heard of it before, everything you need to know is right there in the fucking name, it is a dip made with the meat of a chicken and buffalo sauce.
Im tryna figure out how this is scary. Is it the human interaction bit? The people hanging out and having fun?
Why y'all unnerved?
Oh yeah there is actually nothing weird, bad, or even really memable in the original. But I’m too used to people being complete idiots for the sake of making bad jokes by this point.
I guess because the original tweet mentioned football and a nuclear family and many people on Tumblr can’t process those things being a source of happiness in their smooth monkey brains.
I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.
GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS
GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS
